dear ovarian cysts:
thank you for making last months drive to idaho the worst car ride of my twenty-six years on this earth. and making me throw up eleven times in the most foul truck stop ever. and making my black friday miserable. and prevent me from being a crazed maniac hitting the stores at the butt crack of dawn like i had planned. and for keeping me up until two a..m. last night feeling like the witch on the wizard of oz as she melts into oblivion.
i have never been happier to see you. you overcame those cysts like a ninja.
to end this november on a thankful note. i am grateful for aunt flo.